{"id":507,"date":"2010-08-19T20:36:43","date_gmt":"2010-08-20T00:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=507"},"modified":"2010-08-19T20:36:43","modified_gmt":"2010-08-20T00:36:43","slug":"all-you-need-to-do-is-ask","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=507","title":{"rendered":"All You Need To Do Is Ask"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Big Ugly Man Doll:<\/strong>\u00a0 So,\u00a0your Majesty, you&#8217;re going to be 8 years old in a few days.\u00a0 You must\u00a0know stuff.\u00a0 Tell me, what&#8217;s the true meaning of life?<br \/>\n<strong>Reigning Queen of Pink:<\/strong>\u00a0 Math, Science, and people having babies.\u00a0 Oh, and adopting babies for people who can&#8217;t have them.<br \/>\n<strong>BUMD:<\/strong>\u00a0 That may be one of the best answers I&#8217;ve ever heard.\u00a0 Thank you.<br \/>\n<strong>RQoP:<\/strong>\u00a0 Don&#8217;t judge me, man.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the best answer I can think of.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re going to be 8 years old &#8211; what&#8217;s the true meaning of life?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,61,40,10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":511,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions\/511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}