It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you have have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n
This week is a two-fer, since the topics are so closely related.
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Question 1:\u00a0 Why can’t you put the clothes IN the hamper?\u00a0 You can sure throw them on the floor NEXT to it \u2013 what is the aversion to IN the hamper?<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0
\nAnswer 1:\u00a0 There\u2019s no glory, no incentive.\u00a0 If you put a backboard on it, he\u2019ll try harder \u2013 no man can resist taking a fadeaway jockstrap jump-shot as he\u2019s skinnying out of his skivvies.\u00a0 Mind you, we\u2019re not all Michael Jordan \u2013 but the percentage of clothes in the hamper versus next to it will go up if there\u2019s a backboard.<\/p>\n