It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you have have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n
This week is a two-fer, since the topics are so closely related.
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Question 1: Why do men have to wring out their penis after a shower? Does it really suck up water like a sponge?<\/p>\n
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\nAnswer 1: Nope.\u00a0 We only do that when you\u2019re looking, just to make sure you\u2019re thinking about it.\u00a0 \u201cHey, hey, look what I found!\u201d only works once, twice if we\u2019re lucky \u2013 this way you\u2019re wondering about the one part of our bodies we *want* you wondering about most of the day.\u00a0 Call it an investment.<\/p>\n
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Question 2: Why do they keep their hands in their pants in public?<\/p>\n
Answer 2: Again, we only do that when you\u2019re looking, so you’ll think about sex more often.\u00a0 Most of us would just hang it out there, but you keep calling the police.
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\nNow you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d like answered!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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