{"id":426,"date":"2010-07-07T23:13:35","date_gmt":"2010-07-08T03:13:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=426"},"modified":"2010-07-08T12:49:30","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T16:49:30","slug":"cooking-with-the-bumd-day-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=426","title":{"rendered":"Cooking with the BUMD, Day One."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looked up the recipe for Boeuf Bourguignon.\u00a0\u00a0 Looked up the heat index on the Weather Channel.\u00a0 Recipe calls for 450 degree oven;\u00a0it&#8217;s already 102 outside.<\/p>\n<p>Screw this.\u00a0 Dumped all the ingredients into the 165-horsepower, V6 blender, poured the\u00a0beef slurry into freezer molds,\u00a0and made bourguignonsicles.\u00a0\u00a0 Julia can bite me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looked up the recipe for Boeuf Bourguignon.   Julia can bite me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[22,26,42],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":434,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions\/434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}