{"id":415,"date":"2010-07-02T14:45:59","date_gmt":"2010-07-02T18:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=415"},"modified":"2010-07-02T14:45:59","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T18:45:59","slug":"manfaq-friday-three-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=415","title":{"rendered":"ManFAQ Friday Three-way!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday, and that means answer time!  For those of you have have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you.  I&#8217;m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn &#8211; to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.   Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man.  What could go wrong?<br \/>\n<br \/>\nThis week is a three-for-one special, since the topics are so closely related.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Question 1:<\/strong>  <i>Do you talk to your friends about what we do in bed? (answer at your own risk).<\/i> <\/p>\n<p><strong>Answer 1:<\/strong>  If the subject comes up at all, you can be assured that we don\u2019t tell the truth.  Since we all know that none of us are going to tell the truth on the topic, mostly it doesn\u2019t come up.<\/p>\n<p>________________________<\/p>\n<p><strong>Question 2:<\/strong>  <i>Are you glad you got married or do you miss the single life sometimes? <\/i> <\/p>\n<p><strong>Answer 2:<\/strong>  There is a myth that married men don\u2019t have sex as often as single men.  This is a myth that married men perpetuate to keep single men from poaching their wives.  There are no good reasons to be single.<\/p>\n<p>________________________<\/p>\n<p><strong>Question 3:<\/strong>  <i>Why do they always want sex at the most inopportune times? e.g.,&#8230;when I&#8217;m getting ready for work\/appt&#8230;etc. He has 12 other hours of the day to want some but only gets horny when I&#8217;m getting ready to leave?<\/i> <\/p>\n<p><strong>Answer 3:<\/strong>  If by \u201cinopportune\u201d you mean \u201cwhen you\u2019re changing clothes,\u201d I suggest you read your question again, tilting your head to the side this time.  He doesn\u2019t get horny when you\u2019re leaving; he gets horny when he sees you half naked.  So do several other guys \u2013 fix your blinds.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\nNow you know.  Please, feel free to comment with any questions <strong>you&#8217;d<\/strong> like answered!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man.  What could go wrong?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":437,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions\/437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}