{"id":412,"date":"2010-06-25T08:10:29","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T12:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=412"},"modified":"2010-06-25T09:39:44","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T13:39:44","slug":"manfaq-friday-it%e2%80%99s-all-about-the-hey-hey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=412","title":{"rendered":"ManFAQ Friday: It\u2019s all about the hey-hey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday, and that means answer time!  I&#8217;ve kept a list of questions women have asked me about men over the years, and as a public service I will answer them, to help demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.   These will be actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man.  What could go wrong?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Today&#8217;s Question:<\/strong>  <i>I would like to know the percentage of times a man gives a woman a compliment because he means it, versus the percentage of times he gives the compliment hoping for hey-hey later. <\/i> <\/p>\n<p><strong>Answer:<\/strong>  It\u2019s actually an inverse relationship to how deserved the compliment is.  If you\u2019re ugly, he probably means it.  If you cause traffic accidents just by crossing the street, it\u2019s all about the hey-hey.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Now you know.  Please, feel free to comment with any questions <strong>you&#8217;d<\/strong> like answered!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man.  What could go wrong?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":414,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions\/414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}