{"id":39,"date":"2009-10-31T22:24:39","date_gmt":"2009-11-01T02:24:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=39"},"modified":"2009-10-31T22:24:39","modified_gmt":"2009-11-01T02:24:39","slug":"happy-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=39","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Birthday to the Human Tape Recorder, who this year for All Hallow&#8217;s Eve decided to presage the upcoming years by going as a &#8220;Goth&#8221; girl.  She&#8217;s 11 going on 14 and moody, going on 43 and hilarious.  Right now, we&#8217;re just glad she thinks of it as a costume, not a lifestyle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Birthday to the Human Tape Recorder, who this year for All Hallow&#8217;s Eve decided to presage the upcoming years by going as a &#8220;Goth&#8221; girl. She&#8217;s 11 going on 14 and moody, going on 43 and hilarious. Right now, we&#8217;re just glad she thinks of it as a costume, not a lifestyle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions\/41"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}