{"id":3893,"date":"2015-06-14T20:05:32","date_gmt":"2015-06-15T01:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3893"},"modified":"2015-06-14T20:05:32","modified_gmt":"2015-06-15T01:05:32","slug":"she-knows-where-her-towel-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3893","title":{"rendered":"She Knows Where Her Towel Is!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I couldn&#8217;t be more proud. \u00a0Mind you, I couldn&#8217;t be more late in updating this blog, but that&#8217;s a different issue. \u00a0Right now, I couldn&#8217;t be more proud of the\u00a0Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, Lord High Protector of Barbies, and Baroness of the Hummingbirds.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RQOP:<\/strong> \u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">\u201cCan we watch Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy now?&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\n<strong>BUMD:<\/strong> \u00a0\u201cYes!\u201d<br \/>\n<strong>RQOP:<\/strong> <span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">\u00a0\u201cOK, I&#8217;ll be right back!\u201d \u00a0(runs off)<\/span><br \/>\n<strong>BUMD:<\/strong> \u00a0\u201cOK&#8230;&#8230;..\u201d<br \/>\n<strong>RQOP:<\/strong>\u00a0 <span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">(having returned with two dish towels.) \u00a0\u201cHere you go!\u201d<\/span><br \/>\n<strong>BUMD:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0(blinks)<br \/>\n<strong>RQOP:<\/strong> \u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">\u201cWe can&#8217;t watch without our towels!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Too bloody Belgiuming right we can&#8217;t! \u00a0What a cool frood she&#8217;s growing into &#8211; as a Douglas myself, I am very proud!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I couldn&#8217;t be more proud. \u00a0Mind you, I couldn&#8217;t be more late in updating this blog, but that&#8217;s a different issue. \u00a0Right now, I couldn&#8217;t be more proud of the\u00a0Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, Lord High Protector of Barbies, and Baroness of the Hummingbirds. RQOP: \u00a0\u201cCan we watch Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[37,10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3893"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3893"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3894,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3893\/revisions\/3894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}