This morning, I overheard the following conversation between the Reigning Queen of Pink and her Alarm Clock.<\/p>\n
“Beep!”<\/p>\n
“Beep!”<\/p>\n
“Beep!”<\/p>\n
“Off!”\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n “Beep!”<\/p>\n “Off!”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n “Beep-Beep!”<\/p>\n “Off off off off!”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n “Beep-Beep!”<\/p>\n “Off!”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n “Be-Be-Beep!”<\/p>\n “Where’s the Off button?”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n “Be-Be-Beep!”<\/p>\n “Be-Be-Beep!”<\/p>\n “Damnit!”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n “Be-Be-Beep!”<\/p>\n “Off!”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n …At which point she clearly found the button in question, since both sides of the conversation stopped abruptly.\u00a0 Clearly, the RQoP is growing up – this is a conversation I believe every adult has had at least once.\u00a0<\/p>\n Happy Friday, and clearly, good morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “Where’s the Off button?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3849"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3849"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3850,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3849\/revisions\/3850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}