{"id":3846,"date":"2014-08-21T08:27:09","date_gmt":"2014-08-21T13:27:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3846"},"modified":"2014-08-21T08:27:09","modified_gmt":"2014-08-21T13:27:09","slug":"happy-national-pink-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3846","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Pink Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong>Since the Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, Lord High Protector of Barbies, and Baroness of the Hummingbirds is the only one in the house who wasn&#8217;t born on or around a holiday, we are hereby, by the authority vested in me, declaring that August 21st, Her Royal birthday, shall henceforth be known across the land as National Pink Day.\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong>My understanding is that, not having received her Hogwarts letter on time last year, she is this year expecting her letter from Pigfarts Intergalactic School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, which as I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re aware is on Mars.\u00a0 I sincerely hope that the intragalactic mail system is on time this year, and that she has a super-mega-foxy-awesome birthday.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong>And so, happy birthday to the RQOP!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to the RQOP!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3846"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3846"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3846\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3847,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3846\/revisions\/3847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}