{"id":3841,"date":"2014-08-06T07:19:58","date_gmt":"2014-08-06T12:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3841"},"modified":"2014-08-06T07:19:58","modified_gmt":"2014-08-06T12:19:58","slug":"high-occupancy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3841","title":{"rendered":"High Occupancy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I accidently got on the HOV lanes this morning, and when I say accidently I mean I forgot how to count to three.\u00a0 When the cop pulled me over, I explained that I had multiple personality disorder, and that the vehicle was quite crowded, really.\u00a0 (&#8220;No it isn&#8217;t.&#8221;\u00a0 &#8220;Shut up!\u00a0 Who asked you?&#8221;\u00a0 &#8220;Will you guys be quiet and let him talk?&#8221;)\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He asked me how many individuals were with me in there, and I told him four.\u00a0 He asked their names, so I did a quick roll call and had them sound off.<\/p>\n<p>And then he wrote me four tickets.<\/p>\n<p>Well played, sir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the cop pulled me over in the HOV lanes, I explained that I had multiple personality disorder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[44],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3841"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3841"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3842,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3841\/revisions\/3842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}