That the Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies would have genetic issues should come as no surprise; she intends to stand toe-to-toe and pink hairband to pink headband with any inbred European princess the old families care to name. Those who rule by divine right take no prisoners.<\/p>\n
So, being the delicate thing that she is, we tend to cook around more food allergies than Julia Child could dream of. I have learned to make waffles from water, grape seed oil, and chilled CO2. Many of the recipes that we use come from very handy vegan cookbooks.<\/p>\n
The other day I made pancakes: no wheat, no eggs, no dairy, no soy, no corn (and hence no corn starch), no chocolate, and no cinnamon. What was in them? Sorghum flour, rice flour, xanthan gum, vegetable oil, water, nutmeg, salt, baking soda. A nearly perfect vegan pancake.<\/p>\n
Which I then cooked in bacon fat – I don’t need them to be vegan, I need them to be yummy. Om nom nom nom nom! Those who rule by divine right take no prisoners with their pancakes, either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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