{"id":383,"date":"2010-05-27T08:56:04","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T12:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=383"},"modified":"2010-05-27T08:56:04","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T12:56:04","slug":"he-may-have-a-point","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=383","title":{"rendered":"He May Have A Point"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was driving the younger two to school, Number One Son was shouting out the car window at passers-by.  Trying to use the Socratic method, I asked him why he thought it was OK to do that.  &#8220;Daddy,&#8221; says he, &#8220;no one notices a car with a Big Ugly Man Doll!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I cracked up.  &#8220;You got me there, buddy!  True dat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sheesh, even my 9-yr-old is reading this.  No wonder we can&#8217;t get him to stop swearing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was driving the younger two to school, Number One Son was shouting out the car window at passers-by. Trying to use the Socratic method, I asked him why he thought it was OK to do that. &#8220;Daddy,&#8221; says he, &#8220;no one notices a car with a Big Ugly Man Doll!&#8221; I cracked up. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5,40],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}