{"id":3824,"date":"2014-07-08T07:32:09","date_gmt":"2014-07-08T12:32:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3824"},"modified":"2014-07-08T07:32:09","modified_gmt":"2014-07-08T12:32:09","slug":"take-me-where","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3824","title":{"rendered":"Take Me Where?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, yes, I know, it&#8217;s been forever.\u00a0 Or at least, far too long.\u00a0 As always, time gets away from me, and things get complicated.\u00a0 In any event, this was worth sharing.<\/p>\n<p>You might not be surprised to hear this, but I&#8217;m the kind of guy who walks around singing a lot.\u00a0 This is somewhat unfortunate, considering my singing voice, but still.\u00a0 Considering my advanced age, it probably won&#8217;t surprise you that many of the songs that I walk around singing are, shall we say, less than current.\u00a0\u00a0 Yesterday, while getting out the door to go shopping for cat food, Coke, and a 16-foot long 2&#215;12 (you should see our dinners), I found myself singing Eddie Money&#8217;s &#8220;Take Me Home Tonight,&#8221; which I must have heard on the radio recently, since I seem to remember some of the words.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can feel your heart beat faster\u00a0\/ Take me home tonight \/ I don&#8217;t want to let you go &#8217;til we see the light \/ Take me home tonight&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Whereupon Number One Son, in all his 14-yr-old glory, looks at me and interjects, &#8220;Well, OK, but you could at least buy me dinner first.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Fourteen years old and he&#8217;s still making me say, <a title=\"Incongruities\" href=\"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=110\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Huh?&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I leave you with Eddie, Ronnie, and the &#8217;80s. But please, buy her dinner first.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/D7MFi-5fvzQ\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I can feel your heart beat faster&#8230; \/ Take me home tonight \/ I don&#8217;t want to let you go &#8217;til we see the light \/ Take me home tonight&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,47,5,43],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3824"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3824"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3827,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3824\/revisions\/3827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}