{"id":380,"date":"2010-05-13T08:37:38","date_gmt":"2010-05-13T12:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=380"},"modified":"2010-05-13T08:37:38","modified_gmt":"2010-05-13T12:37:38","slug":"don%e2%80%99t-throw-the-pigeon-under-the-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=380","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t Throw the Pigeon Under the Bus!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Clearly, I\u2019m the lax parent and should return to my regular urchin-beating schedule.  Who knew?  <\/p>\n<p>Number One Son commented to his mother the other day that &#8220;Sometimes it\u2019s easier when just Dad&#8217;s around.  You&#8217;re really strict.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Before SOBUMD could voice a riposte to this, the Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies rushed into the gap, defending the honor and good nature of the parent in front of her, &#8220;What are you talking about?  She&#8217;s a kind, loving Mom.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>Number One Son gave her a classic \u201cyour bangs do a good job hiding the lobotomy scars\u201d look and just moved on.  SOBUMB decided no further comments were required.  <\/p>\n<p>A few day before this, mind you, SOBUMD was lecturing the older two while all three were in the playroom; when she was done, the RQoP looked at her and said, \u201cExcuse me, I\u2019d just like to say that I\u2019m not a part of this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Is it any wonder that her favorite book is called \u201cDon\u2019t Throw the Pigeon Under the Bus!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>your bangs do a good job hiding the lobotomy scars<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[37,5,40,10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=380"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":381,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions\/381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}