{"id":3609,"date":"2013-04-01T15:36:30","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T20:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3609"},"modified":"2013-04-01T17:58:57","modified_gmt":"2013-04-01T22:58:57","slug":"great-answer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3609","title":{"rendered":"Great Answer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So there we were, me and the Human Tape Recorder on a Saturday morning attending her first guitar lesson.\u00a0 These are free lessons from the local Guitar Center store,\u00a0which they provide\u00a0as <del>an inducement to buy something<\/del> a public service.\u00a0 She brought the guitar she got for Christmas and, never being one to be left out, I grabbed one off the wall of the store and figured I&#8217;d learn a little myself.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Since everything I know about guitars would fit inside a box to hold your guitar pick, with room left over, I grabbed the cheapest one I could find, in case I broke it.\u00a0 I was amused to see the instructor walk in a grab one off the wall as well &#8211; with a $1900+ price tag.\u00a0 It&#8217;s nice to know what you&#8217;re doing.\u00a0 (Seeing that, I would have traded up a few hundred bucks, but I figured I wouldn&#8217;t fret about it.)<\/p>\n<p>There were about 6 of us there for these lessons, and the old grizzled dude next to the HTR turned to her and complimented her guitar &#8211; which is very pretty, in addition to sounding great.\u00a0 She mentioned it having been a Christmas gift, and he asked her if that was the one she&#8217;d picked out, had fallen in love with, etc, etc.\u00a0 She gave him\u00a0a little bit of a shy smile, and said, &#8220;All I asked for was a beat-up six-string&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She can&#8217;t play it yet, but she&#8217;s no foreigner to great music!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Z5_qhnWByA4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She hasn&#8217;t mastered her guitar yet, but the HTR&#8217;s no foreigner to great music!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,47,3,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3609"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3609"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3611,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3609\/revisions\/3611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}