Do you know, in many parts of the world, when someone comes back from the dead, the community\u00a0bands together and rolls up its sleeves to put a stake through their heart.\u00a0 This is to prevent the spread of evil.<\/p>\n
In other parts of the world, someone comes back from the dead and the community gathers to celebrate by pretending that rabbits lay eggs, in unlikely colors and\u00a0in equally unlikely places, and then employing child labor to find these eggs, paying these children in chocolate.\u00a0 This is also to prevent the spread of evil.<\/p>\n
As Google would have us note, Cesar Chavez would have been 86 years old today.\u00a0 If he comes back from the dead, I’m sure we’ll celebrate by boycotting grapes and paying children a living wage, but probably still in chocolate.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Happy Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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