{"id":3446,"date":"2013-02-08T16:27:44","date_gmt":"2013-02-08T21:27:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3446"},"modified":"2013-02-08T16:27:44","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T21:27:44","slug":"manfaq-friday-how-low-can-he-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3446","title":{"rendered":"ManFAQ Friday: How Low Can He Go?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here we are, another Friday, and\u00a0it’s answer time at the ManFAQ<\/a>.\u00a0\u00a0Once again\u00a0I don my manly mantle as Sage of the Sexes, helping demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler, as we add to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years.\u00a0\u00a0Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man.\u00a0<\/p>\n

What could go wrong?<\/p>\n

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Question:\u00a0<\/strong> What’s the deal with the low pants? <\/em><\/p>\n

Answer:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Well, and you have to understand that since I am, relatively speaking, not merely\u00a0a Big and Ugly but also an Old Man Doll, I am not afflicted with this particular syndrome myself, but I can safely conjecture about the deal, as you say, with the low pants, because I am a Real Man, and despite the fact that I tend to wear my pants hiked up around my navel, I understand these things.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Started well, that sentence.\u00a0 It got away from me. \u00a0 Sorry about that.\u00a0\u00a0 Anyway, some guys wear their pants low because they want to you notice their rock hard washboard waists and abs, and then, with your eyes already drawn down, hope that you will become contemplative of what else they might have to offer in the rock hard department.\u00a0 This has never been\u00a0observed to actually work in practice, but it doesn’t stop them from thinking like that.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Some guys wear the low-riding pants as\u00a0a daredevil move, tempting fate to pants them in public.\u00a0 Others have simply lost a good amount of weight recently, and haven’t gotten around to buying new pants yet.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Mostly, though, low\u00a0pants are a mark of low IQ, and as such natural selection tends to correct for this over time.\u00a0 For instance, when being chased by something hungry and with more teeth than himself, most guys will run away.\u00a0 The guy in the baggies with his belt around his knees is at an immediate and obvious disadvantage there.\u00a0 This is also true in the procreation department, since most women will look at two otherwise identical specimens and choose the guy who looks like he’s actually dressed.\u00a0\u00a0 Most of the time, anyway.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n

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Now you know.\u00a0 Please, feel free to comment!\u00a0 Also, forward any questions you\u2019d like answered to BUMD \u2013 at \u2013 biguglymandoll.com!\u00a0 As always, your anonymity is guaranteed!<\/p>\n

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