{"id":3407,"date":"2012-12-24T20:42:16","date_gmt":"2012-12-25T01:42:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3407"},"modified":"2012-12-24T20:42:16","modified_gmt":"2012-12-25T01:42:16","slug":"christmas-eve-will-find-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3407","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Eve Will Find Me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reigning Queen of Pink:\u00a0 <strong><span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">&#8220;Daddy, I think we should put Scotch out for Santa instead of milk and cookies.&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\nBUMD:\u00a0 <strong>&#8220;Kid, I like the way you think.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Somehow, I&#8217;m certain Santa like Dewar&#8217;s, probably on the rocks.\u00a0 We left it right in front of the chimney, next to the stockings (hung with care, don&#8217;t you know), and I&#8217;m certain he&#8217;ll find it.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>No doubt in my mind.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,53,10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3407"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3408,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3407\/revisions\/3408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}