{"id":33,"date":"2009-08-21T09:25:14","date_gmt":"2009-08-21T13:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=33"},"modified":"2009-09-16T22:18:11","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T02:18:11","slug":"and-happy-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"And Happy Birthday&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To, once again, The Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies, who (as recently noted) is today seven years old.  She likes this quite a bit, either because it makes her &#8220;older&#8221; and therefor more likely to be allowed to do things her older siblings are, or because 7 is a prime number and just seems more &#8220;pink&#8221; than 6 did.  Either way, the mind of the RQP has changed again &#8211; the rulers can be kind, it turns out &#8211; the birthday decree has been changed to &#8220;The Diner.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>Good kid.  Daddy likes the diner.  SOBUMD, taking one for the team, said something about taking them all to the ChuckyRat for lunch, so everybody wins!  <\/p>\n<p>Without further ado, Happy Birthday to the The Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To, once again, The Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies, who (as recently noted) is today seven years old. She likes this quite a bit, either because it makes her &#8220;older&#8221; and therefor more likely to be allowed to do things her older siblings are, or because 7 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions\/38"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}