{"id":316,"date":"2010-03-17T02:33:49","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T06:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=316"},"modified":"2010-03-17T02:33:49","modified_gmt":"2010-03-17T06:33:49","slug":"lascivious-legos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=316","title":{"rendered":"Lascivious Legos?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the catagory of questions I don&#8217;t want to be fielding after ten pm, Number One Son came downstairs last night, &#8220;Mommy, Daddy, what does lascivious mean?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh god.  What the heck are you reading?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My Lego Star Wars Visual Dictionary.  What about a lascivious mouth?  What&#8217;s that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Really?  Is that from the Lego Deliverance set?  &#8216;Cause I hear banjos when you talk like that.  SOBUMD is, by this time, peeing from trying not to laugh.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out, they&#8217;re describing Jabba the Hutt as having a lascivious mouth, which I suppose makes some sort of sick, salacious sense.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What about a lascivious mouth?  What&#8217;s that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5,23],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":323,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions\/323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}