{"id":3074,"date":"2012-07-29T08:52:09","date_gmt":"2012-07-29T13:52:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3074"},"modified":"2012-07-29T08:55:31","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T13:55:31","slug":"an-olympic-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=3074","title":{"rendered":"An Olympic Weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a fantastic weekend here at the BUMD house with the Olympics on.\u00a0\u00a0 In honor of watching the Opening Ceremonies in London on Friday, we ate British things, except for the French cheese and the Spanish wine\u00a0and the Italian charcuterie\u00a0and the Swiss crackers and the bread, which was\u00a0local.\u00a0 I think the Scotch was the closest we got.\u00a0 But other than that, it was all very British; the house had a distinct East London feel to it.\u00a0\u00a0Watching the Queen of England jump out of a helicopter as the latest Bond girl was awe-inspiring, quite.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Since then, we&#8217;ve medaled in several areas!\u00a0 So far, we&#8217;ve taken Gold in\u00a0&#8220;How The Hell Is THAT An Olympic Sport?&#8221;\u00a0and &#8220;Sitting On Our Butts Channel-Surfing The Games.&#8221;\u00a0 We only got Silver in &#8220;No Way, That Was Totally Out,&#8221; and came away with Bronze in &#8220;He Can&#8217;t Lose, He&#8217;s Too Cute.&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, we completely failed to reach the podium in &#8220;Oh God, Do They Really Need To Dust Off Bob Costas Every Time?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Best of luck in all of <strong>your<\/strong> Olympic goals, and for those of you scoring at home, as always, please use protection.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a fantastic weekend here at the BUMD house with the Olympics on. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3074"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3078,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074\/revisions\/3078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}