{"id":2836,"date":"2012-06-06T08:38:19","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T13:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=2836"},"modified":"2012-06-06T08:38:19","modified_gmt":"2012-06-06T13:38:19","slug":"i-p-freely-v6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=2836","title":{"rendered":"I.P. Freely, v6!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is a big day.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a big deal.\u00a0 We&#8217;ve waited so long.\u00a0 Yes, the new iPad is finally &#8211; what?\u00a0 Oh, wait, sorry.\u00a0 No, it&#8217;s World IPv6 Day!<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s the day\u00a0Internet Protocol version 6 is being rolled out worldwide.\u00a0 IPv6 is the way and the light &#8211; it will\u00a0bring peace and stability to East L.A.,\u00a0 solve hunger in lower Manhattan, and help the US Department of Education finally find something constructive to do with its time.\u00a0 It will secure your rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of the latest download from Angry Birds.\u00a0 It will turn your home router back into a router and let you take all the parts that make it a gateway and make a bird&#8217;s nest out of them.\u00a0 (OK, you can make an Angry Bird&#8217;s nest if you must.)\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>IPv6 will let you listen to Katy Perry&#8217;s greatest hits for hours without tiring of them, once you&#8217;ve paid for them &#8211; she needs that money for nail polish.\u00a0 And, as an avid Katy Perry fan, I&#8217;m proud to announce that <strong>the Big Ugly Man Doll has been IPv6 ready since before it was cool<\/strong>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So what are you waiting for?\u00a0 Change your stack, change your life!\u00a0 Route your packets the v6 way &#8211; start today!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IPv6 will secure your rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of the latest download from Angry Birds. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2836"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2837,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2836\/revisions\/2837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}