{"id":2779,"date":"2012-08-07T09:30:04","date_gmt":"2012-08-07T14:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=2779"},"modified":"2012-08-07T07:00:19","modified_gmt":"2012-08-07T12:00:19","slug":"absolut-whack-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=2779","title":{"rendered":"Absolut Whack Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re down the shore in New Jersey, but I wanted to share this little gem &#8211;\u00a0some loon has decided that he can clean his house with Vodka.\u00a0 I was alerted to this the other day when SOBUMD forwarded this link:\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stylelist.com\/chris-barnes\/5-new-uses-for-vodka_b_1432060.html\">http:\/\/www.stylelist.com\/chris-barnes\/5-new-uses-for-vodka_b_1432060.html<\/a>\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nMy first thought was, you have got to be kidding.\u00a0 This is how I should spend my hard-earned hooch?\u00a0 Smirnoff Scrubbing?\u00a0 Absolut Shine?\u00a0 Let me tell you, if you\u2019re busy buffing the bathroom with Belvedere, you have too much money.\u00a0 You can gargle with Scotch, too.\u00a0 Loon.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, there are plenty of brands of Vodka that I&#8217;d use for drain cleaner before I&#8217;d drink them, but I pretty much haven&#8217;t seen them since college.\u00a0 These days, the idea of cleaning the\u00a0house with vodka sounds more like a &#8220;Martini and a Duster&#8221; party than anything else.\u00a0 Although I got SOBUMD a bottle of cucumber vodka the other day, in case she&#8217;d like that with her cucumber martini &#8211; if that turns out to have been a bad idea, maybe we&#8217;ll wash the boat with it.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The link is actually worth checking out for the comments, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you\u2019re busy buffing the bathroom with Belvedere, you have too much money. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2779"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2779"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2779\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3094,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2779\/revisions\/3094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}