The Reigning Queen of Pink, High Duchess of Fluff, and Protector of Barbies was sitting in her room this evening, in her pink chair, next to her pink lamp and under the pink curtains, writing in her journal, when I knocked and was admitted into the royal pink chambers.\u00a0 I noted aloud that it was pushing a quarter to ten, and that despite the evening’s pretty snow, there was pretty much no chance that school would be delayed or called off – time for bed.<\/p>\n
“OK.”\u00a0 She really is a good sport about going to bed when told, I don’t know why.\u00a0 She hopped down, closed the journal, and walked to her desk, where she put the journal away carefully in the second slot of the journal\/magazine\/paper holder thingy.\u00a0 She then took the pencil, a large feathered (yes, pink) thing, and walked 2 feet down to the pencil\/pen holder purse thingy, unzipped it, placed the pencil inside, and zipped it back up.\u00a0<\/p>\n
She then turned to\u00a0me, looked me dead in the eye, and said, “I think I got the organizational genes.<\/span>” She took a step toward the bed, thought for a moment, and said, “Except neither of you really have the organizational genes.\u00a0 I don’t know where I got them.<\/span>”<\/p>\n Oh, snap.\u00a0 That would be grounds for grounding if (A) I weren’t laughing, and (B) she weren’t dead right.\u00a0 She’s an organizational sport, that’s all there is to it.\u00a0 We agreed that she had a very useful random mutation, and I put the little pink mutant to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Reigning Queen of Pink, High Duchess of Fluff, and Protector of Barbies was sitting in her room this evening, in her pink chair, next to her pink lamp and under the pink curtains, writing in her journal, when I knocked and was admitted into the royal pink chambers. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2388"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2388"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2392,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2388\/revisions\/2392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}