{"id":2330,"date":"2012-01-05T00:14:08","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T04:14:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=2330"},"modified":"2012-01-05T00:15:04","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T04:15:04","slug":"a-new-year-a-new-milestone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=2330","title":{"rendered":"A new year, a new milestone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I turned out lights\u00a0tonight, Number One Son rolled over and mentioned, quite casually, that he&#8217;d squashed a bug that was crawling on his bed and put the tissue he&#8217;d used to do so in the trash.\u00a0 You know, like he did that all the time, instead of hyperventilating and running up the stairs to find me.\u00a0 Huzzah for killing your own bugs!<\/p>\n<p>The funniest part was that he mentioned &#8220;it kind of stinks a little where I squished it.&#8221;\u00a0 I examined the carcase of said bug, still in his trash can, and explained why they call them &#8220;Stink Bugs.&#8221;\u00a0 I think he thought it was even cooler at that point &#8211; hey, stinky!<\/p>\n<p>I now go to bed secure in the knowledge that if any more bugs wander by, he&#8217;s on the job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Huzzah for killing your own bugs! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2330"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2330"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2332,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2330\/revisions\/2332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}