That’s right, your favorite game is back – "You know you work in DC when!" I had a great example today, which I’ll use to start the game; please share your own, if anonymously – or as we say here, "not for attribution."<\/p>\n
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You know you work in DC when<\/span><\/span> your spouse catches you on the computer at 1am and you try to tell them you’re surfing porn, because you don’t want to admit you’re still tweaking those PowerPoint slides.<\/span><\/p>\n You know you work in DC when<\/span><\/span> your kids don’t ask if you can teach them to throw a ball, they ask if they can leverage your spherical acceleration experience.<\/span><\/p>\n You know you work in DC when<\/span><\/span> you hear about the Attorney General collapsing, and the first thing you think of are the people you know who won’t be getting much sleep that night. <\/p>\n OK, your turn! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" That’s right, your favorite game is back – "You know you work in DC when!" I had a great example today, which I’ll use to start the game; please share your own, if anonymously – or as we say here, "not for attribution." You know you work in DC when your spouse catches you on the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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You know you work in DC when<\/span><\/span> your idea of "going blackberry picking" has nothing to do with fruit.<\/span><\/p>\n