{"id":2241,"date":"2011-12-19T13:15:50","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T17:15:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=2241"},"modified":"2011-12-19T13:15:50","modified_gmt":"2011-12-19T17:15:50","slug":"advent-of-holiday-horror-song-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=2241","title":{"rendered":"Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 7"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you’ve never heard “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo,” I urge you to go read something else and don’t watch the video.\u00a0<\/p>\n

This is execrable song comes to us from the kind orifices of the creators of South Park, and – like South Park – has no redeeming value whatsoever.\u00a0<\/p>\n

And yet, every year, some radio station just has to give this turd play time, floating it like a pungent holiday air biscuit into the homes and cars of thousands of innocent victims.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo<\/em>
\nSmall and brown, he comes from you<\/em>
\nSit on the toilet here he comes<\/em>
\nSqueeze him between your festive buns<\/em><\/p>\n

My festive buns?\u00a0 I can’t take it anymore.\u00a0 I’d rather listen to Karen Carpenter call me “baby” for the six hundred forty seven thousandth, two hundred eighteenth time than hear any more of this shit.\u00a0<\/p>\n

And I mean that.\u00a0 Howdy ho!<\/p>\n

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