{"id":2196,"date":"2011-12-14T07:15:20","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T11:15:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=2196"},"modified":"2011-12-13T10:56:34","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T14:56:34","slug":"advent-of-holiday-horror-song-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=2196","title":{"rendered":"Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>For\u00a0the 12th song of Christmas, I will give to you:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Twelve Bachmanns hating<br \/>\nEleven Perrys baiting<br \/>\nTen whack-jobs running<br \/>\nNine-Nine-Nine Cains a-planning<br \/>\nEight Johnsons waxing<br \/>\nSeven Huntsmans hunting<br \/>\nSix Newts a-laying<br \/>\nFIVE Mitts crashing lunch!<br \/>\nFour Roemers roaming<br \/>\nThree weird ol&#8217; Ron Pauls<br \/>\nTwo Confused Ricks<br \/>\nAnd an Advent of Holiday Dreck!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>God, how I loathe this song.\u00a0 I lothe it in all its myriad holiday and socio-economic iterations.\u00a0 I. Just. Don&#8217;t. Care.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Beer can&#8217;t make it better.\u00a0 Even\u00a0the Muppets can&#8217;t make it better.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EDBMzGq1vhs\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an advent countdown of Christmas and other miscellaneous holiday songs that make me barf a bit, the ones you know you&#8217;re supposed to love, but really you&#8217;d rather vote Republican than sit through them on the radio again &#8211; you know the kind I mean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53,21,43],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2196"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2196"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2221,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2196\/revisions\/2221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}