{"id":208,"date":"2008-09-05T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-05T20:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=208"},"modified":"2008-09-05T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T20:00:00","slug":"another-good-reason-to-get-a-gps-for-your-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":"Another Good Reason to Get a GPS for your Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This just in: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.abcnews.go.com\/TheLaw\/story?id=5736256&amp;page=1\"><font color=\"#000000\">U.S. Capitol Police Arrest Man with Explosive<\/font><\/a>.&nbsp; Why did he get arrested?&nbsp; Simple:&nbsp;&nbsp;He&nbsp;approached a Capitol Police Officer for directions at 2nd and Independence Ave., SE, near the Library of Congress.&nbsp; The officer noticed a rifle case in the car and the car was searched.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>See?&nbsp; If he&#8217;d only sprung for the GPS, he&#8217;d be out killin&#8217; and maimin&#8217; right now.&nbsp; Fool.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just in: U.S. Capitol Police Arrest Man with Explosive.&nbsp; Why did he get arrested?&nbsp; Simple:&nbsp;&nbsp;He&nbsp;approached a Capitol Police Officer for directions at 2nd and Independence Ave., SE, near the Library of Congress.&nbsp; The officer noticed a rifle case in the car and the car was searched.&nbsp; See?&nbsp; If he&#8217;d only sprung for the GPS, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}