{"id":2077,"date":"2011-11-23T09:00:30","date_gmt":"2011-11-23T13:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=2077"},"modified":"2011-11-20T16:39:01","modified_gmt":"2011-11-20T20:39:01","slug":"a-thankful-countdown-day-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=2077","title":{"rendered":"A Thankful Countdown: Day 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided to count down to Thinksgiving, and take a moment each day to think about things I&#8217;m thankful for.\u00a0 Here we are at T-minus One and counting!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Number One:\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0Turkey!<\/p>\n<p>Dear Great Pumpkin, thank you for allowing all the birds that we&#8217;re all gonna eat tomorrow to live long enough to get really juicy.\u00a0 They did not die in vain.\u00a0 Amen.<\/p>\n<p>Roasted, stuffed, ladled with gravy, basted with bourbon and butter, and carved up on a platter, if there&#8217;s much better out there on the menu tomorrow, I don&#8217;t know about it.\u00a0 Fried, sliced, diced, hashed, or next to the cranberries, I&#8217;m thankful for all them there birds what who&#8217;ve given their all for the sake of my next four or five meals.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow is Thinksgiving &#8211; are you thinking about what you&#8217;re thankful for?\u00a0 Let us know!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided to count down to Thinksgiving, and take a moment each day to think about things I&#8217;m thankful for.  Here we are at T-minus One and counting!  Number One:  Turkey!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2077"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2077"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2077\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2099,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2077\/revisions\/2099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}