{"id":1983,"date":"2011-10-31T07:10:04","date_gmt":"2011-10-31T11:10:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1983"},"modified":"2011-10-31T07:05:28","modified_gmt":"2011-10-31T11:05:28","slug":"happy-birthday-to-the-htr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1983","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday to the HTR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Human Tape Recorder,\u00a0as has been <a title=\"And Happy Birthday to the Bonk!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=139\">noted before<\/a>,\u00a0has one of the best birthdays on the calendar, and today&#8217;s is doubly frightening.\u00a0 Today, she is a teenager.\u00a0 Today, we begin a new phase in our lives:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Teen Angst.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Happy Birthday Bonk, and Happy Halloween to All!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Birthday to the HTR!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,61,47,3,40],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1983"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1983"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2011,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1983\/revisions\/2011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}