{"id":1966,"date":"2011-10-14T11:00:01","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T15:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1966"},"modified":"2011-10-18T11:21:48","modified_gmt":"2011-10-18T15:21:48","slug":"manfaq-friday-ten-and-a-half-but-narrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1966","title":{"rendered":"ManFAQ Friday:  Ten-and-a-Half, but Narrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>It&#8217;s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I&#8217;m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn &#8211; to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.\u00a0 Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Question:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<em>\u00a0Is it true what they say about men with big hands and big feet?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Answer:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Yes, it is.<\/p>\n<p>They wear larger gloves and they&#8217;re generally hard to buy shoes for.\u00a0 I&#8217;m sure that&#8217;s what you were askin &#8211; oh, it&#8217;s not?\u00a0 Hmmm.\u00a0 Well, then, speaking strictly as a man who can palm a basketball and pick it up and throw it one-handed, I&#8217;d like to say very little about this question.\u00a0 Of course, I&#8217;m generalizing from one example, but everyone does that.\u00a0 Or at least, I do.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Howard Stern was once quoted as saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m 6 foot 4 with no penis to speak of.\u00a0 Thanks for that, Mom and Dad.&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So, maybe yes, maybe no &#8211; your mileage may vary.\u00a0 If you have experiential evidence, or even highly apocryphal yet amusing anecdotes, please share them with the group.\u00a0 You&#8217;ll be a bigger person for it!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Now you know. Please, feel free to comment! Also, forward any questions <strong>you&#8217;d<\/strong> like answered to BUMD &#8211; at &#8211; biguglymandoll.com!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it true what they say about men with big hands and big feet?  Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1966"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1966"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1987,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1966\/revisions\/1987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}