{"id":1926,"date":"2011-10-07T07:39:48","date_gmt":"2011-10-07T11:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1926"},"modified":"2011-10-07T07:39:48","modified_gmt":"2011-10-07T11:39:48","slug":"manfaq-friday-but-by-how-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1926","title":{"rendered":"ManFAQ Friday: But by how much?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.\u00a0 Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n

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Question:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Why in the world would it be a problem if I were taller than you?<\/em><\/p>\n

Answer:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0I’ll wager that most guys don’t mind.\u00a0 And by “most guys,” I mean the ones under 5 foot\u00a03 inches who don’t want to narrow their windows of opportunity.\u00a0<\/p>\n

It’s hard to feel all macho and stuff when we’re reaching up on our tiptoes to kiss you.\u00a0 An inch or so, sure, no big deal.\u00a0 If you’re the 50-foot-tall woman, or Madame Maxine, well, you know.\u00a0\u00a0 Also clearly, if we’re on television<\/a>, it’s a huge issue.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Like the man said, “You are smaller, so I can be taller than!”\u00a0\u00a0Never mind the grammar, this is Hollywood!<\/p>\n