{"id":190,"date":"2008-07-09T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=190"},"modified":"2008-07-09T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-09T04:02:00","slug":"time-suck-of-the-week-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"Time Suck of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, once again and late as usual, although I&#8217;d love to make an excuse&nbsp;about how busy I was on Sunday.&nbsp;&nbsp; I was in, ah, church, yeah, that&#8217;s it, I was at a church where there was no&nbsp;Internet connection, and&#8230;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Not buying it?&nbsp; Me either.&nbsp; Who the hell would go to a church with no internet connection?&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the TSoW is brought to us by the talented Wendy McClure, who has done the world the favor of resurrecting, if not the dead, then the &#8220;should have been dead a long time now but it&#8217;s just too funny to bury.&#8221;&nbsp; You know, like watching your mother trying to get into a Lyrca gym suit &#8211; you wish you could repress the memory, but you keep replaying it in your head because it was just too damn funny.&nbsp; Anyway, put down your food and drink and check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.candyboots.com\/wwcards.html\">http:\/\/www.candyboots.com\/wwcards.html<\/a>.&nbsp; If you remember any of these, you&#8217;re probably as old as I am.&nbsp; If you&#8217;ve ever cooked any of these, you&#8217;re probably dead by now.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Man, I should pray after reading those.&nbsp; Where&#8217;s my T1 connection to the Shamayim subnet?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, once again and late as usual, although I&#8217;d love to make an excuse&nbsp;about how busy I was on Sunday.&nbsp;&nbsp; I was in, ah, church, yeah, that&#8217;s it, I was at a church where there was no&nbsp;Internet connection, and&#8230;&nbsp;&nbsp; Not buying it?&nbsp; Me either.&nbsp; Who the hell would go to a church with no internet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}