hodgepodge of humorless harridans<\/a>\u00a0would jump up and form MASBIC – Mother’s Against Schweddy Ball Ice Cream – is lovely.\u00a0 The far right wingnuts now jumping to protect little Johnny from finding out that he not only has a pair, but that his daddy did, too – regardless of whether or not Daddy has any now, after having been married to Mommy for a while – well, all I can say is “Ginger, get the popcorn” because this should be fun to watch.<\/p>\nIt’s not like America hasn’t been waiting to get its mouth on some Schweddy Balls for a while now.\u00a0 (“If you order from Season’s Eatings now, you can still send out a special Schweddy Ball Sack in time.”)\u00a0 Also, one of the funniest interviews I’ve ever seen was with Molly Shannon, who commented that for the first time since she’d been on the show, she finally had her parents in the audience that night – and they did 5 minutes of ball jokes.\u00a0 There’s a “Hi Dad,” for you.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Ben and Jerry’s is, I’m sure, lapping up this controversy – nothing sells like news, and nothing makes news like setting some big Schweddy balls on the table after dinner.\u00a0 Gosh, I can’t wait to get my mouth around some Schweddy Balls myself!<\/p>\n
So come on, folks – Ben and Jerry’s might need our help coming up with some more names.\u00a0 Carmel Sutra didn’t get boycotted by the MASBIC folks, presumably because the joke went over their heads – I wouldn’t expect someone who gets all worked up over a few glistening, oily, Schweddy Balls to have heard of the Kama Sutra.\u00a0 And you know, Hubby’s Chubby – no double scoop of entendre there!\u00a0<\/p>\n
How about Tiger’s Wood – half vanilla, half chocolate, with long hard crunchy sticks of chocolate cookie and swirls of, well, yeah, don’t go there.\u00a0 Or The Appalachian Trail – with Brazil nuts!\u00a0<\/p>\n
And if you like chocolate, you’ll love Two Girls One Cone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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