{"id":185,"date":"2008-06-25T07:06:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T11:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=185"},"modified":"2008-06-25T07:06:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-25T11:06:00","slug":"shit-piss-cunt-fuck-cocksucker-motherfucker-tits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=185","title":{"rendered":"shit piss cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker tits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=\"2\"><\/font><font face=\"Courier New\">George Carlin, who told us just <strong>exactly<\/strong> which seven words you couldn&#8217;t say on television and introduced the world to the eminently&nbsp;useful term &#8220;Mongolian Clusterfuck&#8221;, is up in heaven now, with Asimov and Vonnegut.&nbsp; I&#8217;ll bet he&#8217;s pissed about it.<\/p>\n<p>My all time favorite Carlin moment is watching him walk out onto center stage at Carnegie Hall.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>He&#8217;s just been announced (&#8220;Ladies and Gentlemen, George Carlin!&#8221;) to a *packed* hall, the crowd goes nuts, and he walks out like no one&#8217;s there.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>He walks straight up to the mic, waits about 3 seconds for quiet.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>This is when every other comedian in the world will say hello or even yell it, Hello <st1 :state w:st=\"on\"><\/st1><st1 :place w:st=\"on\">New York<\/st1>, anything.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Even Steve Martin had *some* intro.<o :p><\/o><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o :p><font face=\"Courier New\" size=\"2\">&nbsp;<\/font><\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=\"2\"><\/font><font face=\"Courier New\">But this was Carlin.<o :p><\/o><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o :p><font face=\"Courier New\" size=\"2\">&nbsp;<\/font><\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=\"2\"><\/font><font face=\"Courier New\">By way of introduction, he walks up to the mic and says, &#8220;Did you ever notice that all the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn&#8217;t want to fuck anyway?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>George, RIP.<br \/><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George Carlin, who told us just exactly which seven words you couldn&#8217;t say on television and introduced the world to the eminently&nbsp;useful term &#8220;Mongolian Clusterfuck&#8221;, is up in heaven now, with Asimov and Vonnegut.&nbsp; I&#8217;ll bet he&#8217;s pissed about it. My all time favorite Carlin moment is watching him walk out onto center stage at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[28,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}