{"id":183,"date":"2008-06-16T19:38:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-16T23:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=183"},"modified":"2008-06-16T19:38:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-16T23:38:00","slug":"cubicle-life-a-brief-microcosm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=183","title":{"rendered":"cubicle life: a brief microcosm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following exchange may well represent&nbsp;my&nbsp;thoughts on life, the universe, and&nbsp;everything:<\/p>\n<p>The Reigning Queen of Pink was yelling to make herself heard, interrupting her mother (SOBUMD).<br \/>\nSOBUMD:&nbsp; It&#8217;s not your turn to talk.<br \/>\nRQoP:&nbsp; Humph! [stamps foot]<br \/>\nSOBUMD:&nbsp; And go up to your room if you can&#8217;t be polite!<br \/>\nBUMD:&nbsp; Or hold a meeting, like everybody else!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following exchange may well represent&nbsp;my&nbsp;thoughts on life, the universe, and&nbsp;everything: The Reigning Queen of Pink was yelling to make herself heard, interrupting her mother (SOBUMD). SOBUMD:&nbsp; It&#8217;s not your turn to talk. RQoP:&nbsp; Humph! [stamps foot] SOBUMD:&nbsp; And go up to your room if you can&#8217;t be polite! BUMD:&nbsp; Or hold a meeting, like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}