{"id":168,"date":"2008-03-28T21:41:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T01:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=168"},"modified":"2010-08-16T07:07:41","modified_gmt":"2010-08-16T11:07:41","slug":"white-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=168","title":{"rendered":"White Hat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No point, really, but here goes:<\/p>\n<p>My lover wears a white shirt \/ My lover wears a white hat<br \/>\nMy lover\u2019s wearing tight black jeans \/ And I\u2019m alright with that<\/p>\n<p>My lover likes a tight fit \/ My lover likes a slow hand<br \/>\nMy lover likes an old-fashioned man \/ And I\u2019m alright with that<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m alright \/ (She wears a white hat)<br \/>\nI\u2019m alright \/ (She likes a slow hand)<br \/>\nI\u2019m alright \/ She\u2019s wearing fuzzy pink pajamas<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019m alright with that<\/p>\n<p>My love is like the North Star \/ My lover likes the North Pole<br \/>\nMy love is getting red hot, baby \/ And I\u2019m alright with that<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m alright \/ (She wears a white hat)<br \/>\nI\u2019m alright \/ (She likes the North Pole)<br \/>\nI\u2019m alright \/ She\u2019s wearing fuzzy pink pajamas<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019m alright with that<\/p>\n<p>White hat<br \/>\nRed hot<br \/>\nAlright<br \/>\nAlright<br \/>\nWell alright<\/p>\n<p>You needed a song just now anyway, and you can probably figure out the tune.\u00a0 Hum it until you hear it on the radio.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>\nAnd Now, For Something Completely Different:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\/2008\/03\/27\/funny-pictures-knock-knock-candygram\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"word-spacing:788303px;font-size:788303px;\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com\/files\/2008\/03\/funny-pictures-cat-knocks-birdhouse.jpg\" alt=\"Candygram\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No point, really, but here goes: My lover wears a white shirt \/ My lover wears a white hat My lover\u2019s wearing tight black jeans \/ And I\u2019m alright with that My lover likes a tight fit \/ My lover likes a slow hand My lover likes an old-fashioned man \/ And I\u2019m alright with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[21,43],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=168"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":482,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions\/482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}