It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.\u00a0 Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n
Question:<\/strong>\u00a0 Why do men think it’s ok to pee in public?\u00a0 I live behind a tee box on a golf course.\u00a0 It can be unpleasant.\u00a0 Or be\u00a0seen without shirts in public?\u00a0 The whole unpleasant aspect again…<\/em><\/p>\n Answer:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Most men don’t think it’s ok to pee in public.\u00a0 A guy who’s had a few drinks, on the other hand, will suddenly remember that he doesn’t have to make a scene to relieve himself; he can just find a tree, a bush, a lightpost, a nine-iron, and whip it out.\u00a0 (I’m guessing you don’t live on the first hole.)\u00a0 Remember,\u00a0with a little practice, we don’t even have to stop walking.\u00a0<\/p>\n In this case there are two kinds of pissers:\u00a0 Those who think you can’t or won’t see them, and those who secretly hope you will.\u00a0 Both of them\u00a0have had enough to drink that\u00a0peeing outside in\u00a0public doesn’t sound like a bad idea anymore.\u00a0 The ones who think you can’t see them are usually much more inebriated, as though the telephone pole they’re standing behind\u00a0can hide the fact that they’re\u00a0275 pounds and fumbling for their belt.\u00a0 The guys who secretly hope to be “caught” have the following fantasy:\u00a0 “OMG, is that your penis?”\u00a0 “Why, yes, yes it is!”\u00a0\u00a0Despite the fact that in the history of the world, this has never, ever, lead to Hey Hey, he’s still hoping that he’ll be the first, that this time<\/strong> he’ll get actually lucky, as\u00a0opposed to just lucky not to be arrested.\u00a0<\/p>\n Yes, some guys really think like that.\u00a0 We’re pigs.\u00a0 As for the shirtless part, that’s partly the same reason (“because we can”) and partly because he’s\u00a0hoping to impress you with his manly chest and massive pectoral muscles.\u00a0 The fact that his massive pecs turned into sagging manboobs 35 years ago has not yet changed his self-image:\u00a0 the balding guy with the beer gut still sees the high school football champ when he looks in the mirror.\u00a0 Why would you not want to see him without his shirt?\u00a0<\/p>\n He thinks of this show as being not so much “unpleasant” as just “a little late.” Now you know. Please, feel free to comment! Also, forward any questions you’d<\/strong> like answered to BUMD – at – biguglymandoll.com!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Why do men think it’s ok to pee in public? I live behind a tee box on a golf course. It can be unpleasant. Or be seen without shirts in public? The whole unpleasant aspect again… Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1651"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1651"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1768,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1651\/revisions\/1768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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