{"id":1631,"date":"2011-08-05T19:02:08","date_gmt":"2011-08-05T23:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1631"},"modified":"2011-08-05T19:06:20","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T23:06:20","slug":"manfaq-friday-im-a-soul-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1631","title":{"rendered":"ManFAQ Friday: I’m A Soul Man!"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.\u00a0 Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n

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Question:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Why\u00a0is the question, “Are you a leg or a breast man?” a natural greeting amongst some of the lesser menfolk? <\/em><\/p>\n

Answer:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0No no, it’s a fried chicken thing.\u00a0 Honest.\u00a0 (And you know we love fried chicken!<\/a>)\u00a0<\/p>\n

No?\u00a0 What?\u00a0 You’re giving me that look.\u00a0 OK, no, you got me.\u00a0 You’re right, we’re pigs.\u00a0 We look at your body and scan for the highlights.\u00a0 The guys who ask each other this question are talking in code, looking to find others of their own kind, the lowest common denominator on the Pig sweepstakes.\u00a0 (“I can objectify those women in seven words!”)\u00a0<\/p>\n

Because if the question gets an answer, like to like, then there’s a chance that the respondent might be able to provide his interlocutor with pictures of the preferred selection of said anatomy.\u00a0<\/p>\n

And believe me, before the advent of online porn, those lesser menfolk – and you’ve nearly answered your own question with that phrase – didn’t get to see much of them there wimmin’s parts and protocols, if you know what I’m sayin’, and not hardly ever at all, if you mean strictly legal-like.\u00a0 There’s a chance that as porn becomes ever more prevalent, this question might even die out.\u00a0 We can hope!<\/p>\n

Me, I’m a just a Big Ugly fried chicken fan.\u00a0\u00a0
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Now you know. Please, feel free to comment! Also, forward any questions you’d<\/strong> like answered to BUMD – at – biguglymandoll.com!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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