{"id":160,"date":"2008-01-28T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T03:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=160"},"modified":"2008-01-28T23:59:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-29T03:59:00","slug":"well-thats-a-relief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=160","title":{"rendered":"Well, that&#8217;s a relief!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon, Number One Son, who is all of seven years old, went to see the Dr for his bi-annual checkup.  The Dr gave him the once-over and asked him, &#8220;How are you?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>Quoth the Number One Son, with no prompting nor warning of any kind:  &#8220;I&#8217;m now leading a tobacco-free lifestyle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>WTF?  <\/p>\n<p>The Dr, to his credit, had the presence of mind to laud his lifestyle choices and ask him what he&#8217;d been doing before&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon, Number One Son, who is all of seven years old, went to see the Dr for his bi-annual checkup. The Dr gave him the once-over and asked him, &#8220;How are you?&#8221; Quoth the Number One Son, with no prompting nor warning of any kind: &#8220;I&#8217;m now leading a tobacco-free lifestyle.&#8221; WTF? The Dr, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}