{"id":158,"date":"2008-01-20T08:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-20T12:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=158"},"modified":"2008-01-20T08:34:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T12:34:00","slug":"we-need-your-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=158","title":{"rendered":"“We need YOUR help!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s a shoutout to all my amateur psychoanalyst readers, and you know you all are, deep in your hearts, amateur psychoanalysts, otherwise you wouldn’t be trolling the depths of the Internet to nibble on the ramblings of the Big Ugly Man Doll.  So here’s the setup:  First, I’m actually a pretty liberal guy, about as liberal as you can get while still doing business as the BUMD.  Second, Number One Son (mentioned in dispatches) has a Game Cube, and with or without  his sisters he plays SIMS on a regular basis.  <\/p>\n

Here’s the question I put to you, my amateur psychoanalyst friend:  Should I be worried that all his SIMS characters are skinny Goth chicks with tattoos?  Why does he name most of them Sadie?  (Those who aren’t Sadie are named Padm\u00e9, after his – very understandable – crush on Padm\u00e9 Naberrie Amidala, of Star Wars fame.  This I get.)<\/p>\n

Thoughts?  All responses become property of the BUMD; however, all names will be changed to protect the guilty, on account of that’s the kind of guy I am.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here’s a shoutout to all my amateur psychoanalyst readers, and you know you all are, deep in your hearts, amateur psychoanalysts, otherwise you wouldn’t be trolling the depths of the Internet to nibble on the ramblings of the Big Ugly Man Doll.  So here’s the setup:  First, I’m actually a pretty liberal guy, about as liberal […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}