{"id":156,"date":"2008-01-14T22:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-15T02:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=156"},"modified":"2008-01-14T22:13:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-15T02:13:00","slug":"and-the-lord-god-spaketh-unto-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;And the Lord God spaketh unto him&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"3\">Number One Son is attending Catholic Indoctrination Classes, because, ya know, everyone should have to, otherwise he&#8217;ll grow up to have nothing to talk about with his therapist.&nbsp; Anyway, he&nbsp;came home several months ago complaining that, &#8220;all they talk about is God, God, God, God, God.&#8221;&nbsp; Today I found that, clearly, the topics have diversified, and that he&#8217;s internalizing at least some of the message.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Daddy,&#8221; says he, &#8220;I know that I wasn&#8217;t born with Original Sin.&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Whoa.&nbsp; &#8220;You weren&#8217;t?&nbsp; Well, OK!&#8221;&nbsp;says I, trying to remember the circumstances of his conception and birth.&nbsp; &#8220;Um, I&#8217;m glad you think so!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But my older sister was.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Number One Son is attending Catholic Indoctrination Classes, because, ya know, everyone should have to, otherwise he&#8217;ll grow up to have nothing to talk about with his therapist.&nbsp; Anyway, he&nbsp;came home several months ago complaining that, &#8220;all they talk about is God, God, God, God, God.&#8221;&nbsp; Today I found that, clearly, the topics have diversified, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[16,5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}