{"id":152,"date":"2007-12-19T21:18:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-20T01:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=152"},"modified":"2007-12-19T21:18:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-20T01:18:00","slug":"how-my-children-learned-their-abcs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=152","title":{"rendered":"How my children learned their ABCs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
A<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nAaargh! Quiet back there!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
B<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nBoth of you, be quiet!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
C<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nChrist, will you stop talking while I\u2019m on the phone?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
D<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nDamnit, I said be quiet!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
E<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nEchoes are for canyons, which is where I\u2019m going to throw you if you don\u2019t stop talking!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
F<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nFor the love of God, shut up!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
G<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nGoddammit, I thought I told you to be quiet!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
H<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nHow many times do I have to tell you to be quiet?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nI\u2019m sure I told you to be quiet!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nJesus! Shut! Up!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
K<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nKaconnannalaaaaaah! \u2013 stop it! Whichever one of you that is, just stop it!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
L<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nLa la la la la la! Not listening!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nMommy asked you to be quiet once. Mommy\u2019s not going to ask again. Do I make myself clear?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
N<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nNow would be a good time for you to exercise your quiet muscles.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
O<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nOh my God, if you don\u2019t stop yelling I\u2019m going to stop this car in the middle of this road and come back there and make you both very sorry!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
P<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nPlease please please, be quiet.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Q<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nQuiet!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
R<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nReally, is it that hard to just sit quietly for One Damn Minute?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
S<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nShut up shut up shut up!!!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
T<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nTalking. Don\u2019t.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
U<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nUnless you want to be grounded for the next 6 years, stay quiet.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
V<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nVery. Quiet. Do you understand me?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
W<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nWhy can you not stay quiet?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
X<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nXtremely. As in quiet.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Y<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nYou. Quiet. Now.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Z<\/font><\/b><\/td>\nZoloft. Why do you ask?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Aaargh! Quiet back there! B Both of you, be quiet! C Christ, will you stop talking while I\u2019m on the phone? D Damnit, I said be quiet! E Echoes are for canyons, which is where I\u2019m going to throw you if you don\u2019t stop talking! F For the love of God, shut up! G […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,5,10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}