So there we were, sitting on the back deck enjoying my coffee and watching the birds – just me and Albus the Gay. Flitwick isn’t allowed outside – he’ll jump over the rail and run. Albus is a little too large to get over the rail, and not inclined to run.<\/p>\n
Soon we were joined by Number One Son, who while noisy was at least calm. We sat out for a little longer, then NOS decided to see who else was awake – by which he usually means, wake them up, which I admonished him not to do.<\/p>\n
He returned in a few minutes and explained his findings. “I think Mommy has short-term amnesia.”<\/p>\n
“What? Why’s that?”<\/p>\n
“Well, I told her that you were sitting on the deck drinking your coffee, and then I told her that Albus was with you, and then she told me to go find you. She’d already forgotten that I told her where you were! It must be low-grade amnesia.”<\/p>\n
Yep. Must be. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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