{"id":150,"date":"2007-12-14T14:02:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T18:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=150"},"modified":"2007-12-14T14:02:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-14T18:02:00","slug":"two-penny-opera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=150","title":{"rendered":"Two Penny Opera"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This foggy mooorrrning<br \/>\nI hit the Staaaaarrbucks<br \/>\nA Grande coooffee<br \/>\nI gave them twooooo bucks<\/p>\n<p>They gave me SIX CENTS CHANGE<\/p>\n<p>And I went down the hall<br \/>\nAnd I went down the hall<br \/>\nAnd I went down the hall<\/p>\n<p>To the McDoooonald\u2019s<br \/>\nTo break my faaaast late<br \/>\nAn Egg McMuuuuffin<br \/>\nIt came to Two Oh Eight<\/p>\n<p>I offered TWO OH SIX<\/p>\n<p>And would they spot me 2?<br \/>\nAnd would they spot me 2?<br \/>\nAnd would they spot me 2?<\/p>\n<p>That would be steeeealing<br \/>\nOh no she coooould not<br \/>\nAnd she was frowwwwning<br \/>\nOh no she woooould not<\/p>\n<p>I gave her THREE GREEN BACKS<\/p>\n<p>And then she winked at me!<br \/>\nAnd then she gave one back!<br \/>\nAnd she would spot me 2!<\/p>\n<p>This happy ending<br \/>\nThis breakfast sandwich<br \/>\nFrom the McDonalds<br \/>\nLead to this song which<br \/>\nHas now gone ON  TOO  LONG!<\/p>\n<p>A Two Pen-ny<br \/>\nOPP \u2013 ERR \u2013 AAA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This foggy mooorrrning I hit the Staaaaarrbucks A Grande coooffee I gave them twooooo bucks They gave me SIX CENTS CHANGE And I went down the hall And I went down the hall And I went down the hall To the McDoooonald\u2019s To break my faaaast late An Egg McMuuuuffin It came to Two Oh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}