It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.\u00a0 Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n
Question:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Why on earth do you think it’s a good idea to take a picture of that?\u00a0 Do you really think we want to see it?\u00a0\u00a0Does Weiner have some kind of mental defect, or are you ALL like that?<\/em><\/p>\n Answer:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 First, let me make two things perfectly\u00a0clear:\u00a0\u00a0Yes, he has a mental defect.\u00a0 And yes, we’re all like that.\u00a0\u00a0Look, there are a few things at play here\u00a0– so to speak.\u00a0<\/p>\n First, the idea that\u00a0you wouldn’t\u00a0want to look at it doesn’t occur to us – Hey, Look\u00a0What I Made!\u00a0 We’re excited, we think you should be excited too – he made that thing himself, you know.\u00a0\u00a0Or at least we hope he did, if he’s sending\u00a0you\u00a0the\u00a0gift of GIF.\u00a0<\/p>\n Second, he thinks it’s pretty.\u00a0 Remember that he’s had it forever, and it’s the only thing that he’s always been able to count on to make him happy and feel good – of course it’s beautiful to him.\u00a0 It’s the prettiest thing in the world.\u00a0 (This is also the main attraction of Point of View porn, but that’s another post.)\u00a0 So yes, he does think you want to see it.\u00a0<\/p>\n And last, you know that he wants you to see it so you’re thinking about Hey Hey.\u00a0 I’ll confess, we don’t ALL think sending the Polaroid of the Pole is the best opening line – sometimes a simple pubic hair on a can of Coke will do – but you ARE thinking about it, aren’t you?<\/p>\n