{"id":143,"date":"2007-11-09T10:29:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=143"},"modified":"2007-11-09T10:29:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-09T14:29:00","slug":"whos-your-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"who’s your daddy?"},"content":{"rendered":"

To cap off a fairly odd week, I dropped off the 5-yr-old Reigning Queen of Pinkness, Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies at her pre-K class this morning. Needless to say, the hordes of moms, milfs, and nannys did not spare second glances for the BigUglyManDoll – after all, that’s why I’m the BigUglyManDoll – but The Fierce Pink One was quite excited to introduce me to her friends. <\/p>\n

I did not catch my daughter’s comment, but the extrapolation was easy when I heard her friend giggle excitedly and tell her: “Oh! My dad’s name is Daddy, too!” <\/p>\n

She’s probably screwed if she ever gets lost, but still… Damn, that’s funny!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To cap off a fairly odd week, I dropped off the 5-yr-old Reigning Queen of Pinkness, Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies at her pre-K class this morning. Needless to say, the hordes of moms, milfs, and nannys did not spare second glances for the BigUglyManDoll – after all, that’s why I’m the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}