{"id":142,"date":"2007-11-07T08:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-07T12:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=142"},"modified":"2007-11-07T08:34:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-07T12:34:00","slug":"something-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=142","title":{"rendered":"something funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Njjules is after me to post something funny, but all my writers are on strike.  I&#8217;m working with the union, but they said they&#8217;d kneecap my muse if she crossed the picket line.  <\/p>\n<p>Come on, folks &#8211; don&#8217;t they know when we shut down the funny, the terrorists win!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Njjules is after me to post something funny, but all my writers are on strike. I&#8217;m working with the union, but they said they&#8217;d kneecap my muse if she crossed the picket line. Come on, folks &#8211; don&#8217;t they know when we shut down the funny, the terrorists win!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}